Every time I try to write "was" while I'm texting, my dictionary always makes it "yas". How pathetic is that?
One day, my cell phone dictionary had one of its abnormal tantrums, and it wiped all those words I had painstakingly entered into the dictionary, which mind you, included quite a few commonly used obscenities and well-placed, yet random, words here and there. I had also just put in my Sociology teacher's name in it. Her good name is Yasmeen. But it wasn't in the dictionary any more, and I had to use it (not in an excessively polite context, I assure you) while I was texting my friend the day before my Sociology O Level exam.
Thus the first word I added into my oh-so-recently wiped out cell phone dictionary was YASmeen.
Maybe God wanted to teach me a lesson for referring to her person in an impolite way.
And so every time I write "was" while I'm texting, my dictionary always makes it "yas".
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